The-Awesome-Ninja

I will change the world This is my rebar, I use it to reinforce the convrete around you. I will change the world This is my gavel, I will force my regulations upon you And punish you all for your crimes. I will change the world This is my baseball bat, You mess with me I crush your cap. I will change the world This is my token expression, I use it to establish myself In a world of similar individuals Just like you and me.   I will change the world This is my girlfriend, You can stare at her breasts As long as you don't try and kiss her. And don't you try and stop me Don't ever try to stop me Don't stop me from chang

The noise of a hundred thousand Short but stiff, Tiny hairs brush up against, My loud but comfortable pillow, As I lay my head down

"HOLY CRAP!!!" the conductor shouted, the membrane of his lungs disintegrating, "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!"          He ran up and down the corridors of the train, searching endlessly through his mind, trying to find a solution to the pending disaster.           Meanwhile, the train chugged on, gaining velocity as it made its way down the increasingly severe slope.  It was on a direct path to the center of the earth.           Eric sat and gazed out the window, suprisingly calm amidst all the turmoil. He glanced at his fellow passengers, despising their sudden loss of control and the manner in which they mindlessly panicked. He quietly ros

        After defeating the Whiny Guy, I went home and had some taco bell. You'll notice that I didn't wail on my guitar or even take home some babes to hang out with. This is because my Regular Ninja Premonition (RNP) was acting up. You see I had the feeling that karma was about to try to make a big deposit right on my head. And the last thing I need is karmadookie all over me. So I was very sneaky and clever, I went home and pretended to sleep for several hours.        After a while of this I heard something. And it was not pretty. Well it was pretty gay, if that counts. I heard pirates walking down toward my place. Now if you guys know a

As some you may or may not already know I am still in high school. This is purely for the girls. But anyway, as some of you probably remember there are a bunch of morons there who are severely brain damaged because of overexposure to TV.  I hate these morons. They fear me. A couple of times I had to really lay it on them to get through to them, some of them were hospitilized, some of them became celibate, swearing they'd  "never lay a holy frickin finger on or even ever look in the general direction of" my girl again.                  As you can I imagine, I had a pretty awesome reputation. That was before the incident. You see about a week

                    Ok. So heres how it went down the other night. I was in a club with my girlfriend, you know, drinking sodas and stuff. So then out of nowhere my chick throws herself in front of me. This is where everything got superslow you know, like in the movies where you can see bullets fly and stuff? Well I saw a bullet shatter the bar window and come straight for me. Only my chick was in the way. Some kinda awesome chick, huh? So i guess I had too many root beers or something, but I couldn't stop the bullet in time. And not just every super sweet chick is willing to take a bullet for you nowadays. So I got really super pissed. You k